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worried polish man

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by twizzle, May 2, 2007.

  1. twizzle

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    A Polish man moved to the USA from Poland and married an American girl.Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
    Have you any grounds?
    Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
    No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
    It made of concrete.
    I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
    No, we have carport, and not need one.
    I mean. What are your relations like?
    All my relations still in Poland.
    Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
    We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
    Does your wife beat you up?
    No, I always up before her.
    Is your wife a nagger?
    No, she white.Why do you want this divorce?
    She going to kill me.
    What makes you think that?
    I got proof.What kind of proof?
    She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say:'Polish Remover'
     
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  4. simongrahamuk
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    simongrahamuk Hmmmmmmm?

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    Nice one! :biggrin
     
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    LOL. Good stuff :D
     
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    Made me smile :)

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    Bloody Polish jokes :duel

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