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Which is bigger....An elephant or the moon?

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by simongrahamuk, Jul 14, 2006.

  1. simongrahamuk
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    simongrahamuk Hmmmmmmm?

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    Just had to put this in here, some people just have no idea! :rolleyes:

    http://www.bsnews.org/articles/135
     
  2. zimbo
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    OMG! :(
     
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  3. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

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    Interesting. Posting a response before the question was asked. Einstein would love that.:biggrin
     
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  4. UCHEEKYMONKEY
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    UCHEEKYMONKEY R.I.P - gone but never forgotten. Gold Member

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    Unbelievable!

    “Hmm, oh boy, that’s a toughie,” said Evans, as Vieira did her level best to hide her disbelief and disgust. “I mean, I’m sure I’ve heard of some of these things before, but I have no idea how large they would be.” - WTF?

    It's like love island, with that girl being asked to recite the alphabet

    DITZY blonde Alicia Douvall has admitted she does not know the alphabet.

    Yesterday, the glamour girl was given a number of challenges to complete, including reciting the letters of the alphabet.

    With encouragement from the other’s she finally begins her attempt...

    "A, B, C, D, E, F... J," she said.

    click here to read the full story
     
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  5. UCHEEKYMONKEY
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    UCHEEKYMONKEY R.I.P - gone but never forgotten. Gold Member

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    Hey Simon how comes your one hour ahead on your post?

    Have you moved to another country?
     
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  6. JonnyMX

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    BS wouldn't stand for BullSh1t would it?

    But it is a tricky question. Because and Elephant is very big, and the moon is very far away.
    I think that in order to provide a definitive answer, you would have to put an elephant ON the moon, and see it it fell off.
     
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  7. JonnyMX

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    What's going on?
    Simon, how come your post has a 10.22 postmark?
    That's why we're all going backwards...
     
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  8. Phil
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    LOL reminds me of Father Ted explaining to Dougal the difference between big and far away with plastic cows :)
     
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  9. Arroryn
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    Arroryn we're all dooooooomed

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    Oh dear.

    Oh dear GOD.
     
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  10. Mr.Cheeks

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    i admit thats the funnily stupid, but the beating at the end was uncalled for! :dry
     
  11. ffreeloader

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    LOL. And here I thought all you Brits understood satire.... You need to do some more reading on the bsnews.com website. This site is a poor man's Onion.
     
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  12. Arroryn
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    Arroryn we're all dooooooomed

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    lol. Yeah, I know. But it's nice to imagine, and watching the American Weakest Link show - it's an easy story to swallow.

    The earlier observation is probably right. BS does stand for Bullsh1t. It's parody news. Sorry to burst bubbles :rolleyes: :biggrin
     
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  13. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    You know, I wish someone would put an elephant/moon size comparison thread on here one day ..... :hhhmmm
     
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    There was a stunned silence in the crowd when the lead singer of red hot chillie peppers said "What bigger, an elephant or the moon?" at T in the park last week. Now i see the light!!! :biggrin
     
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