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What the wife doesn't use

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by twizzle, Nov 26, 2007.

  1. twizzle

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    The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman and was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children, I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!"

    and the husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened."

    "Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"

    and the husband began - "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't usebecause you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has a pair the same."
    The husband took a quick breath and continued -
    "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, "Please do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"
     
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  2. greenbrucelee
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    ha ha :)

    The thing is most women are like the wife in joke :p
     
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  3. Tinus1959

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    Not mine, she wears everything I buy for her; a weddingring, her coat and her shoes:p.
     
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  4. Modey

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    Good one twizzle. :)
     
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    Fantastic.:biggrin
     
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  6. greenbrucelee
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    as long as you don't buy her anything else to wear then I guess your ok :p
     
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    nice one! very funny:biggrin
     
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