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I have just seen a tv show called lads only which involves models doing things such as extreme ironing

By extreme ironing I mean, ironing whilst pearched on a rocky cliff or snowboarding or even going down a hill in a shopping trolley

Now I have been drinking but I don't usually hallucinate.

 

186 on sky if you have it

 

the sexy presenter is talking to some bird who used to work at tescos but is now a stripper. imo she should have stayed at tescos.

 

aye probs, I used to live in leeds and go to the tappas strip club in leeds city centre a lot. half of the girls worked in supermarkets and were failed models the rest were just dirty.

 

yep they did, one of the girls Zoe made 1.8k a week at the club, and she made 1.2K being a pro, she was minted She had a BMW M3 insured the lot by the time she was 21.

At one stage she was making 48k a year, havent seen her since 97 but I would say she'll be doing ok.

 

yep smacked out on whatever she can get.

Although when I was at uni one of the girls in the flat next door got to appear on blind date, she was spotted by some agent who offered her a 30k a year modeling contract (lingerie) she left uni at 18 years old 30k is quite tempting. I actually have a littlewoods cottelogue with her in.

My last info on katy is that she was actually a pro in the west end.

 

Don't know about that, the problem with that is she was really really fit, and now she will be some smackhead with a schlong. I would rather keep the fit image I have in my head.

 

yeah probably I just need to keep fit somehow, beer make me fat, spirits make me mad.

I am starting swimming next month maybe that will help.

oh yeah and 568ml is 1 UK pint and that of stella is 3.0 uk units that means for people in the US having two of these will f**** you up, actually I say that because I had a drinking competition with a guy from Arkansas when I was 19 he was 45 and he couldn't handle the pace, nice bloke bit of a woosey though.

 

nah got onconsious on wine when I was 16, never have been able to drink it sinces, tis a long story but I can drink a pint of vodka and am ok but wine can't stant the smell.

 

started drinking cider when I was 13 the same year I started smoking, I can't drink cider again tis a ^%&%^ drink.

THat night when I got fooked on it it was very good winde, my brother at the time was head salesman for ford and he invited me to come and look at the new car. The modeo..

The wife of the owner of the ford garage gave me 2 glasses of wine before I went near the car, then my mates gave me their wine because they didn't like it. The woman gave me more wine.

Next thing I new it was the next morning, apparently I had jumpoed of the castle wall, went into the renault showroom who were having some sort of similar promotion.

I stole the wine and drank it very quickly, I then climbed the castle wall and jumped off.

I then collapsed and my mates trid to carry me home, apparently some motorist had called the pigs on a cell phone/mobile and they took me home.