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What is your age?

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, Apr 22, 2004.

  1. nugget
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    Defence Attorney: What is your age?

    Little old Woman: I am 86 years old.

    Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what
    happened to you?

    Little old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my
    front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping
    up on the porch and sat down beside me.

    Defense Attorney: Did you know him?

    Little old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.

    Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?

    Little old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.

    Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?

    Little old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.

    Defense Attorney: Why not?

    Little old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my
    Abner passed away some 30 years ago.

    Defense Attorney: What happened next?

    Little old Woman: He began to rub my breasts.

    Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?

    Little old Woman: No, I did not stop him.

    Defense Attorney: Why not?

    Little old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all
    alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

    Defense Attorney: What happened next?

    Little old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just laid
    down and said to him..."Take me ...young man...Take me!"

    Defense Attorney: Did he take you?

    Little old Woman: Hell, no. He just yelled, "April Fool!"
    ...And that's when I shot the little bastard !!!!
    :snipersm:
     
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  2. AJ

    AJ Administrator Administrator

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  3. mattwest

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    Definately!!

    :P
     
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  5. Greebo

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    Thats good roflmfao :lol:
     
  6. SimonV

    SimonV Petabyte Poster Administrator

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    :hahaha

    Good one
     
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