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Gennulmen gennelmen, no need for thith to get out of hand. By the way, do you good thurs mind if I take your meathure? Thank you tho much.

Mathter woodcutter Giddy, it theemth ath if we will have a lot of buithnith thoon.

 

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Unhand me you oaf!

Oh, by the way.
'Ad you considered some kind of transportation device for all of 'em there caskets?
Blimey, people are just dying to die round these parts, baint they?

You're quite a lot brighter than you, er, sound - and that bolt through your neck really suits you.
Bet you're a real catch among the, um, stiffs, if you know what I means.

Got a special on this 'un. Unique.
More than two wheels, but less than four, know what I mean?
Corners lovely and with a capcity that will do you proud even in plague season.

Cutting me own throat I am.

 

Be thinking about who you guys might want to elect for the job of Sheriff. There are still seven more Villagers who have yet to show their faces, but it's never too early to plan for eventualities. But... keep in mind, being a Sheriff isn't necessarily a way to have a nice long life.

As soon as we get close to 20 people, I will begin to privately reveal roles to people via PM. Make sure your PM box has space.

 

Yeth thur, I thee your point. Leth take a theat in groogys and dithcuth the thituation.

 

Just remember folks that the most important quality to look for in a Sheriff is honesty.
And mobility.
And and eye for a fair deal.
Yar, them's the single most important. Defnitly.

In fact, oi pretty much consider meself a public servant aaalready.

Just remindin' y'all!

 

Only if he's changer the sawdust.
Last time Mac was in there it fair ruined my socks.

 

If you keep on trying to steal my business you cur, I'll guarantee that you'll be our friendly undertakers next 'client'.

Sun roof indeed! I suppose you think any village idiot would buy one...

As for our Master Minstrel, I have only this to say:

There was a young songsmith came a' visit,
His verses made some villagers livid.
He poked fun at some,
Got well soused on rum,
And sadly ended up on a gibbet.

His death is a myst'ry;
The priest in his vestry,
Saw nothing suspicious that night.
Perhaps if he had,
He could have saved the poor lad
From his death, a terrible plight

The morale of this tale
Is as plain as a whale,
or a spot on the end of one's nose.
No good will come drinking your fill
after using your quill
to drip caustic barbs of prose.

 

I resent the accusation, Sir!
I provide a service to the community, at a loss I might add, what we me cutting me own throat and that.

I shall no longer be frequentin' your lowly tavern.
Oh, hang on a tick...
For heaven's sake man, it's gone 6! Open up I say!

 

What? Nothing? A likely tale from one as you, even when you're in a stew. The howls you say you never heard, as you lay sleeping in your turds. You lead us to believe it's lies, you honestly say you hear no cries?

Something protects you? Why, I wonder. On this, I'm sure our villagers will ponder. I say this all with open mind, though proof is such, none should be blind.

 

Well said, kind sir! And a most noble sir you are.

Far be it for me to suggest anyone myself, I could never be so bold; however, I believe that the village needs a man of character, strong in will and body; someone who has lived a good, honest life, working hard for the people; someone who grew with the village he loves as if from a tiny acorn, into a broad oak, stable and true. That is the person you need.

 

How 'bout we keep registrations open for the next 24 hours (or until we reach 20), then we'll get started by receiving our secret roles and electing the Sheriff.

If we have less than 18 people, we drop to 3 Werewolves.

 

Shoundsh good... (hic)

 

lol count me in
i'll be daz the cobbler

i would have been a fisherman but maria beat me to it... i guess my dad was right despite my repeated denial.. i will never be a fisherman

 

I'm in, I'll be the Butcher if you don't mind.

I'll be "Meaty Joe"!, yeah baby, Meat, MEAT!!!!!! But I ain't talking olde worlde Englishe

 

You can be a fisherman if you want... you could work with Maria... or perhaps against her!

I'll mark you as a cobbler, but let me know if you change your mind.

 

Added roles:
Tanner
Apothecary
Town Drunk (Thanks, Zeb!)
Village Idiot (Thanks, Twizz!)
Hoodlum/Troublemaker (note... this one won't necessarily make you well-liked around the village...) ;)
Prostitute
Cartwright/Wainwright (Thanks, Jonny!)
Boatwright
Nanny
Chandler/Candlemaker
Saddler
Shepherd
Tinker

 

No reason you can't also be a fisherman. It gets a bit lonely out at Sea. Fish don't make for a good conversation.

Maria

 

The witching hour is soon upon us,
The darkness draws in near,
I've got just one more tree to topple,
then it's time for beer.

But who's that I spy in yonder clearing?
Sure, it looks like Joe.
The butcher fellow is in 'close conversation'...
with the barkeep's other half, Flo.

So, gather around my men true,
I've many a tale to tell,
All better than any trav'lling minstrel,
damn his soul to hell.