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Vacuum Sales

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Weemez, Sep 19, 2005.

  1. Weemez

    Weemez Kilobyte Poster

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    Aplologies for the bad language but i dont think it would be the same without, i have edited the words! :biggrin

    A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum
    cleaner.


    "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple
    minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."


    "F*** off!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and she
    proceeded to close the door.

    Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.


    "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse sh*t all over her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse sh*t from your carpet,
    Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."


    "Well," she said, "I hope you've got a f***ing good appetite
    because the electricity was cut off this morning".
     
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  2. moominboy

    moominboy Gigabyte Poster

    :lol: :lol: superb mate!
     
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  3. Boycie
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    Boycie Senior Beer Tester

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    Classic. You really are on a role. :D
     
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