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Today’s Stock Market Report

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, Jan 27, 2005.

  1. nugget
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    Helium was up; feathers were down.
    Paper was stationary.
    Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.
    Knives were up sharply.
    Cows steered into a bull market.
    Pencils lost a few points.
    Hiking equipment was trailing.
    Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.
    Weights were up in heavy trading.

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