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Three desperately ill men

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, Jul 28, 2004.

  1. nugget
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    Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss
    their options. One was an alcoholic, one was a chain smoker, and one
    as a homosexual. The doctor, addressing all three of them, said, "If
    any of you indulge in your vices one more time, you will surely die."

    The men left the doctor's office, each convinced that he would never
    again indulge himself in his vice. While walking toward the subway for
    their return trip to the suburbs, they passed a bar. The alcoholic,
    hearing the loud music and smelling the ale, could not stop himself.
    His buddies accompanied him into the bar, where he had a shot of
    whiskey. No sooner had he replaced the shot glass on the bar, he fell
    off his stool, stone cold dead.

    His companions, somewhat shaken, left the bar, realizing how seriously
    they must take the doctor's words. As they walked along, they came
    upon a cigarette butt lying on the ground, still burning. The
    homosexual looked at the chain smoker and said, "If you bend over to
    pick that up, we're both dead."[​IMG]
     
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  2. Phoenix
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    Phoenix 53656e696f7220 4d6f64

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    lol nice one nugget
     
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  3. flex22

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    lol:!: I like that one :thumbleft
     
  4. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    Beaut, Nugg LOL :D
     
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  5. SimonV

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    Good one again Nugget.
     
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  6. noelg24

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    Well since no one even laughed at my one that I left about Girlfriend 1.0 I have to say Nugg you done a good job again.
     
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