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Things to say when stressed

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Phil, Jan 23, 2004.

  1. Phil
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    Phil Gigabyte Poster

    1. "Okay, okay! I take it back. Unf**k you"

    2. "You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing"

    3. "Well this day was a total waste of make-up"

    4. "Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?"

    5. "Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after."

    6. "Do I look like a people person?"

    7. "This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting"

    8. "I started out with nothing and still have most of it left"

    9. "Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose"

    10. "Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and
    senseless acts of self-control?"

    11 . "I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years."

    12. "Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."

    13. "Do they ever shut up on your planet?"

    14. "I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable"

    15. "Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't
    gone to sleep yet"

    16. "Back off!! You're standing in my aura."

    17. "Don't worry. I forgot your name too."

    18. "I work 45 hours a week to be this poor."

    19. "Not all people are annoying. Some are dead."

    20. "Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality"

    21. "Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done."

    22. "Ambivalent? Well yes and no."

    23. "You look like shite. Is that the style now?"

    24. "Earth is full. Go home."

    25. "Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?"

    26. "I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert."

    27. "A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth."

    28. "You are depriving some village of an idiot."

    29. "If assholes could fly, this place would be a airport."
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  2. Sandy

    Sandy Ex-Member

    Are you having a bad day Phil? :oops:
  3. AJ

    AJ Administrator Administrator

    Why's the time wrong on your posts Phil?

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  4. Phil
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    Phil Gigabyte Poster

    :D I'll let you know when they get back with the results of the MOT for my car.

    Don't know whats happened to the timings on my posts though :confused2
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  5. Rosy
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    Rosy Megabyte Poster

    Your timing may be out Phil but you're still hilarious :!: :clap
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  6. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

    Thanks for the laugh Phil. Champion. :lol:
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  7. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

    I don't know if this is going to confuse things even more, but my time seems to have gone to pot as well, although this isn't my own machine I'm on right now.

    Whatever - great post, Resident Stand-up Guy 8)

    Take my Mother-in Law, please ...........

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  8. tripwire45
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    tripwire45 Zettabyte Poster

    The what?

    My favorite line from MIB: "I hate the living". :eek: :lol:
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  9. Phil
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    Phil Gigabyte Poster

    In the UK cars over a certain age (3 yrs I think) have to be checked by a garage to make sure they are roadworthy. It's called an MOT, not sure what it stands for just know it costs me money every year :(
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  10. Nelix
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    Nelix Gigabyte Poster

    MOT stands for Ministry of Transport, After the first three years a car must have a valid MOT test caried out each year to show that the car is road worthy.
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