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The Winalot Diet

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by farmer, Jan 19, 2007.

  1. farmer

    farmer Byte Poster

    The Winalot Diet(lol smurfy)
    Body: I have 2 springer spaniels so I was buying a large bag of Winalot at
    Sainsbury's and was in line to check out.
    A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

    On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again,
    although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but
    that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with
    tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
    works is to load your pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two
    every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was
    going to try it again.

    I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
    enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

    Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
    because I had been poisoned.

    I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my
    balls and a car hit me.

    I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack - He was laughing so hard
    as he staggered out the door.
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  2. BobT

    BobT Nibble Poster

    Ha! Ha! Very funny:D
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  3. aw69

    aw69 Byte Poster

    I have never laughed so much, tears were coming of my eyes and I tried to tell it to my wife but I could not for laughing so much and my sides hurt thank you :D
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