The Winalot Diet

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The Winalot Diet(lol smurfy)
Body: I have 2 springer spaniels so I was buying a large bag of Winalot at
Sainsbury's and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but
that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with
tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
works is to load your pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two
every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was
going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned.


I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my
balls and a car hit me.


I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack - He was laughing so hard
as he staggered out the door.

 

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Ha! Ha! Very funny

 

I have never laughed so much, tears were coming of my eyes and I tried to tell it to my wife but I could not for laughing so much and my sides hurt thank you