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The True IT Support Form!

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Mr.Cheeks, May 9, 2006.

  1. Mr.Cheeks

    Mr.Cheeks 1st ever Gold Member! Gold Member

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    *I.T. DEPARTMENT COMPUTER PROBLEM SELF-REPORT FORM*

    1. Describe your problem:

    2. Now, describe your problem accurately:

    3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:

    4. Problem Severity:
    A. Minor__ B. Minor__ C. Minor__ D. Trivial__

    5. Nature of the problem:
    A. Locked Up__ B. Frozen__ C. Hung__ D. Shot__

    6. Is your computer plugged in? Yes__ No__

    7. Is it turned on? Yes__ No__

    8. Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes__ No__

    9. Have you made it worse? Yes__

    10. Have you read the manual? Yes__ No__

    11. Are you sure you've read the manual? Yes__ No__

    12. Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual? No__

    13. Do you think you understood it? Yes__ No__

    14. If `Yes,' then why can't you fix the problem yourself?____________

    15. How tall are you? Are you above this line? ___________________

    16. What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred?
    ________________________________

    17. If `nothing,' explain why you were logged in: ___________________

    18. Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem? Yes__ No__

    19. How does this problem make you feel? _______________________

    20. Tell me about your childhood: _______________________________

    21. Do you have any independent witnesses of the problem? Yes__ No__

    22. Can't you do something else, instead of bothering me? Yes__
     

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