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The Three Armadillos

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Bluerinse, Jun 28, 2006.

  1. Bluerinse
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    Bluerinse Exabyte Poster

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    Three Armadillos, Jakamoko, Nugget and Zimbo, decide to go on a picnic.

    So Zimbo packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is the picnic site is ten miles away so it takes them ten days to get there.

    When they get there Zimbo unpacks the food and beer.

    "OK Jakamoko give me the bottle opener."

    "I didn't bring it," says Jakamoko. "I thought you packed it."

    Zimbo gets worried, He turns to Nugget, "Did you bring the bottle opener?"

    Naturally Nugget didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten miles from home without a beer bottle opener.

    Zimbo and Nugget beg Jakamoko to go back for it but he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches.

    After two hours, and after they have sworn on their Armadillo lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees. So Jakamoko sets off down the road at a steady pace.

    Twenty days pass and he still isn't back and Zimbo and Nugget are starving, but a promise is a promise.

    Another five days and he still isn't back, but a promise is a promise.

    Finally they can't take it any longer so they take out a sandwich each, and just as they are about to eat it, Jakamoko pops up from behind a rock and shouts........
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    "I KNEW IT!! ........YOU B******DS...............I'M NOT F****NG GOING!"
     
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  2. zimbo
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    zimbo Petabyte Poster

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    LOL you just made my day now! :biggrin
     
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  3. Tyler D

    Tyler D Gigabyte Poster

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    nice one :biggrin
     
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  4. nugget
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    Oh boy, thanks mate, I think.:blink

    Made me laugh. :thumbleft
     
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  5. Mr.Cheeks

    Mr.Cheeks 1st ever Gold Member! Gold Member

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    Greedy B@s***ds :biggrin
     
  6. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    BELTER !!!! Best I've heard in a while, Pete - spot on !!!! :biggrin



    Aye, like I'd forget a bottle opener. I'd be checking I had one ten feet from the fridge, never mind 10 miles !!!:tongue
     
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