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The Poker Player

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by SimonV, Oct 11, 2007.

  1. SimonV

    SimonV Petabyte Poster Administrator

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    Two couples were playing poker one evening.

    Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down
    under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob's wife Sue, wasn't
    wearing any knickers or underwear under her dress! Shocked by this,
    Jim, upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head hard on the table
    and emerged red-faced.

    Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bob's wife
    followed him and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under
    there
    Jim?". Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well indeed he
    did. She said, "Well, you can have it, but it will cost you $500."

    After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs
    of
    this offer, Jim confirmed that he was very interested.

    Sue told him that since her husband Bob worked Friday afternoons and
    Jim
    didn't, Jim should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.

    When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2 p.m.
    sharp
    and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 - they went to the bedroom
    and closed their transaction, as agreed. Jim quickly dressed and left.


    As usual, Bob came home from work at 6 p.m. And upon arriving, asked
    his wife: "Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?"

    With a lump in her throat Sue answered "Why yes, he did stop by for a
    few minutes this afternoon."

    Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked. "And
    did
    he give you $500?"

    Sue, using her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did
    give
    me $500."

    Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,
    "He came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He
    promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay
    me back."

    Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player
     
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  2. nXPLOSi

    nXPLOSi Terabyte Poster

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    Thats class ahahaha :)

    Really like that one!
     
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  3. Tinus1959

    Tinus1959 Gigabyte Poster

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    Brilliant!
     
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  4. ManicMonkey

    ManicMonkey Kilobyte Poster

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    lol nice one
     
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  5. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

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    Love it. :thumbleft
     
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