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The F word

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Angus, Dec 25, 2004.

  1. Angus

    Angus Nibble Poster

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    The "F" Word







    When is @#$% Acceptable?


    There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has
    been considered acceptable for use.

    They are as follows:

    11. "What the @#$% do you mean,
    we are sinking?"

    -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912



    10. "What the @#$% was that?"

    -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945



    9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

    -- Custer, 1877




















    8. "Any @#$%ing idiot
    could understand that."

    -- Einstein, 1938




















    7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

    -- Picasso, 1926




















    6. "How the @#$%
    did you work that out?"

    -- Pythagoras, 126 BC




















    5. "You want WHAT
    on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

    -- Michelangelo, 1566




















    4. "Where the @#$% are we?"

    -- Amelia Earhart, 1937




















    3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers,
    my ass!"

    -- Noah, 4314 BC




















    2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

    -- Bill Clinton, 1998


    and a drum roll please............!












    1. "Geez, I didn't think

    they'd get this

    @%#*^ing mad."

    -- Saddam Hussein, 2003




     
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  2. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    ROTFLMAO - pricelss, Angus. Thanks for the laugh :biggrin
     
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  3. drum_dude

    drum_dude Gigabyte Poster

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    LOL...very good Angus!!! Cheers!!!!
     
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  4. AJ

    AJ Administrator Administrator

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    Brilliant Angus, @#$% brilliant lol
     
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  5. Bull Gates

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    That was @#$%ing amazin.....[​IMG]
     
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  6. Phoenix
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    Phoenix 53656e696f7220 4d6f64

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    and number 12. @%#*^ing great mate - pheo, 2004
     
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  7. tripwire45
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    Adam to Eve after eating the apple in the Garden of Eden:

    "Hey! We're @#$%ing naked!"

    Was that in bad taste? :oops:
     
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  8. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

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    Adds new meaning to
    WT@#$%
     
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  9. OffSide

    OffSide Nibble Poster

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    nice one. (:
     
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  10. paulmaharg

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    There's the general looking up from the bunker in the first world war, trying to encourage the troops -

    They could not hit a @#$%ing elephant at this dista.........
     
  11. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    lol - Nice one Paul :biggrin
     
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