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Super Market queue

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by SimonV, Sep 5, 2005.

  1. SimonV

    SimonV Petabyte Poster Administrator

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    A bloke is in a queue at the Super Market when he notices that the
    rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled
    hello to him.
    He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him,
    and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from,
    so he says "sorry do you know me?"

    She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought, you might be the
    father of one of my children !

    His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been
    unfaithful, Christ! he says "are you that stripogram on my stag
    night that I shagged on the snooker table in front of all my mates
    whilst your mate whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a
    cucumber up my arse ?






    No she replies, I'm your sons' English Teacher
     
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  2. Weemez

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    Thats a cracker Si, off to work with a smile on my face now! :biggrin
     
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  3. Jakamoko
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    Brilliant, Si !!! :biggrin
     
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    Gaz 45 Kilobyte Poster

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    Oh that's too much!

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  6. AJ

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    hehehehehehehehehehehehehe :biggrin:biggrin:biggrin:biggrin
     
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