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Sorry to be a pain in the @$$ ...

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Jakamoko, Jul 25, 2007.

  1. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    ----Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exams were
    quite humorous...

    A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his
    patients (predominately male) while he was performing their
    colonoscopies:

    1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man
    has gone before!"

    2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

    3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

    4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

    5. "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married."

    6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

    7. "You put your left hand in; you take your left hand out..."

    8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

    9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!

    10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

    11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

    12. "God, Now I know why I am not gay."
    And the best one of all...

    13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up
    there!"


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  2. BosonMichael
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    BosonMichael Yottabyte Poster

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    This was me, during a sigmoidoscopy, where I could view the "butt cam" as the two-foot-diameter (well, it sure felt like it) camera made it's way up the... er... "way":

    :noway

    :eh

    :unsure

    :confused2

    :blink

    :eek:

    :shocked

    :sleeping
     
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  3. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    Better than the OP, Mike !!! :biggrin
     
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  4. Tinus1959

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    I used nr 12 when I had one, but (ooowww) nr 1 is my favorite.

    How about:
    Hey doc, you know, you're a pain in the ass.
     
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  5. nXPLOSi

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    Haha, funny stuff, but also quiet horrible to think about :biggrin
     
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  6. crespowu

    crespowu New Member

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    Definitely!
     
  7. vinnieg24

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    I couldnt figure out how to quote one line of the post lol but i like Number 5 haha:biggrin
     

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