Something for the weekend

Oh man! Ad-blocking software has been detected! :'(

This website is run by the community, for the community... and it needs advertisements in order to keep running. Blocking our ads means your killing our stats!
Please disable your ad-block, or become a premium member to hide all advertisements and this notice.

Two fish swim into a concrete wall.

One turns to the other and says "dam"

**********

Two peanuts walk into a bar

One was a salted.

**********

A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

**********

A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."

**********

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

**********

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and
says:

"A beer please, and one for the road."

**********

Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love get married.

The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was brilliant.


**********

Two cannibals are eating a clown.

One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

**********

Man with a strawberry stuck up his bum goes to the doc.

Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."

**********

"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home'."

That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."

"Is it common?"

"It's not unusual."

**********

Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to Dolly

"I was artificially inseminated this morning."

"I don't believe you," said Dolly.

"It's true, no bull!"

**********

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Glad Wrap shorts.

The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

**********

 

Oh man! Ad-blocking software has been detected! :'(

This website is run by the community, for the community... and it needs advertisements in order to keep running. Blocking our ads means your killing our stats!
Please disable your ad-block, or become a premium member to hide all advertisements and this notice.

Thanks Nugg, needed that.

 

Truly Da Man