some quotes

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" I think sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things money can buy."
Tom Clancy

" You know "that look" women get when they want to have sex?......me neither."
Steve Martin

" Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
Woody Allen

" Sex at the age of 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
(obviously before the Viagra) George Burns.

" Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships."
Sharon Stone.

" Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
Rodney Dangerfield

" Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
Billy Crystal

" Ah yes, Divorce, from the latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through his wallet."
Robin Williams

" Clinton Lied. A man might forget where he parked his car or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
Barbara Bush

" Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
Rod Stewart.

" The problem is that God gave man both a brain and a penis but only enough blood to work one at a time."
Robin Williams