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Sisters of St Francis

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, Sep 28, 2004.

  1. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

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    A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices
    a sign out of the corner of his eye...



    It reads:

    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

    HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

    10 MILES



    He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and drives on without

    a second thought...

    Soon he sees another sign, which says:



    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

    HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

    5 MILES



    Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real...

    Then he drives past a third sign saying:



    SISTERS OF ST.FRANCIS

    HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

    NEXT RIGHT



    His curiosity gets the bestof him and he pulls into the drive...

    On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small

    sign next to the door reading:



    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS



    He climbs the steps and rings the bell... The door is answered by a

    nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my

    son?"... He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was

    interested in possibly doing business."



    "Very well, my son. Please follow me."



    He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite

    disoriented...

    The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on

    this door"



    He does as he is told and another nun in a longhabit, holding a tin

    cup answers the door...

    This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup,then go through

    the large wooden door at the end of this hallway"



    He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the second

    nunscup...



    He trots eagerly down the hall and slips throught the door, pulling

    it shut behind him...



    As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking

    lot, facing another small sign:



    GO IN PEACE.

    YOU HAVE JUST BEEN

    SCREWED BY THE

    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.

    SERVES YOU RIGHT,

    YOU SINNER.
     
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  2. AJ

    AJ Administrator Administrator

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    The King is back thank the Lord.
     
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  3. SimonV

    SimonV Petabyte Poster Administrator

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    ROTFLMAO...............Brilliant
     
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  4. Bull Gates

    Bull Gates Byte Poster

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    Back to his Amazing best!!
    :lol: :hahaha
     
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  5. flex22

    flex22 Gigabyte Poster

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    Note to self "remember never to stop at St Francis', they're con artists."

    Thanks:!: nugg :thumbleft
     
  6. Phoenix
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    Phoenix 53656e696f7220 4d6f64

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    nice one nug
    keep it up
    perhaps a few TB jokes for noelg
    or some PCI express ones maybe?
     
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  7. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    A Swiss peach Nugg :biggrin

    Ice-cold VB*toss*........
     
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  8. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

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    *catch* Da man. Thanks Jak.

    :alc :beers2 :morebeer :berrr :brancard
     
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