Sisters of St Francis

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A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices
a sign out of the corner of his eye...



It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

10 MILES



He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and drives on without

a second thought...

Soon he sees another sign, which says:



SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

5 MILES



Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real...

Then he drives past a third sign saying:



SISTERS OF ST.FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

NEXT RIGHT



His curiosity gets the bestof him and he pulls into the drive...

On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small

sign next to the door reading:



SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS



He climbs the steps and rings the bell... The door is answered by a

nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my

son?"... He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was

interested in possibly doing business."



"Very well, my son. Please follow me."



He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite

disoriented...

The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on

this door"



He does as he is told and another nun in a longhabit, holding a tin

cup answers the door...

This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup,then go through

the large wooden door at the end of this hallway"



He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the second

nunscup...



He trots eagerly down the hall and slips throught the door, pulling

it shut behind him...



As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking

lot, facing another small sign:



GO IN PEACE.

YOU HAVE JUST BEEN

SCREWED BY THE

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.

SERVES YOU RIGHT,

YOU SINNER.

 

ROTFLMAO...............Brilliant

 

Back to his Amazing best!!

 

Note to self "remember never to stop at St Francis', they're con artists."

Thanks nugg

 

nice one nug
keep it up
perhaps a few TB jokes for noelg
or some PCI express ones maybe?

 

A Swiss peach Nugg

Ice-cold VB*toss*........

 

*catch* Da man. Thanks Jak.