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scouse striker....

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by moominboy, Dec 16, 2005.

  1. moominboy

    moominboy Gigabyte Poster

    The new Liverpool manager sent scouts out around the world looking for
    a new
    striker to replace Michael Owen who had gone to Madrid.

    One of the scouts informs him of a young Iraqi striker who he thinks
    will
    turn out to be a true superstar.

    The L'pool manager flies to Baghdad to watch him and is suitably
    impressed
    and arranges for him to come over to Anfield.

    Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Man Utd with only 20 minutes
    left.

    The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on the field he
    goes.
    The lad is a sensation, scores 5 in 20 minutes and wins the game for
    Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are
    delighted
    and the media love the new star.

    When the lad comes off the pitch, he phones his mum to tell her about
    his
    first day in English football.

    "Hello mum, guess what?" he says.

    "I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we
    won.
    Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me".

    "Wonderful," says his mum. "Let me tell you about my day. Your father
    got
    shot in the street, your sister and I were ambushed and beaten and your
    brother has joined a gang of looters while you were having a great
    time!"

    With this news, the young lad is very upset. "What can I say mum,
    except I'm
    so sorry".

    "Sorry!" exclaims his mum. "It's your fault we all moved to Liverpool
    in the
    first place!
     
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  2. Tyler D

    Tyler D Gigabyte Poster

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  3. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    Brilliant !!! :biggrin
     
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