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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by tripwire45, Jan 6, 2004.

  1. tripwire45
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    Adam was hanging around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely.

    So, G-d asked him, “What’s the matter with you?”

    Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to. G-d said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.

    He said “This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothes, she will wash them for you.

    “She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement. She will praise you!

    “She will bear you children, and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.

    “She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.”

    Adam asked G-d, “What will a woman like this cost?”

    G-d replied, “An arm and a leg.”

    Then Adam asked, “What can I get for a rib?”

    The rest is history.
     
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  2. flex22

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    Aye, that's a goodun :clap
    :respct
     
  3. SimonV

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    :cheeseyg :clap Good one Trip
     
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    Just don't let Rosy see it or she'll *whip* my nasty self. :eek:
     
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  5. Jakamoko
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    Good one, Trip :lol:

    Reminiscent of the "New brain, second-hand brain" gag !
     
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    And so she should.
    :lol:
     
  7. tripwire45
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    Hey, littlebud. Long time, no hear from. Glad my little joke rated a response. What have you been up to?
     
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  8. littlebud

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    Well Tripwire since Christmas I have been chilling and trying not to party. Once I get started I do not know when to stop.

    Must try to recover and get back to work.

    I need to become a :lilangel
     
  9. tripwire45
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    Which implies that up until now you've been... :twisted: :eek: :wink:
     
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    :rocks My kind of women :cheeseyg
     
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  11. Jakamoko
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    <sounds of Rosy catching sight of Si's last post>
    :evil: :evil: :evil: :gun :bluegrab :microwave :snipersm:

    Nice knowing you, Si :cry:


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    Si's "little, clay man" better run faster than that to keep his head from being pounded flat! :eek:
     
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    Like I'm scared :rambo :box
     
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    Perhaps not but you could be scarred :)
     
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    Yeah, like your Av doesn't look like he's heading for the nearest loo !!!!

    Big talk from a wee clay man :P
     
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    Chill out guys - he covered his own back by putting the plural so that it could include me! However, I battered him with the old rolling pin anyhow just to keep you all happy :!:

    Oh, and "Not scared" - yeah right, he cried like a baby :!:

    Hey Littlebud - nice to see the male/female scales tilted back a bit again!
     
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  17. Jakamoko
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    :lol: Heh, heh - sounds like Si got enough of a bleaching to keep me happy anyway !!!

    :lolbang
     
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    :hahaha What a laugh, Rosy hit me and now I'm crying. Next thing you'll be telling me is that you can cook.......
     
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    Now now Gav, Don't gloat too much or you'll be getting some for stirring things :!: :twisted:
     
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    OH, NO !!!! :cry: Judging from Si's post, it sounds like the worst thing you could do is make me a meal ....

    NOOOOO.................. :behead

    :lol:

    EDIT:
    Ahaa !!! At last, an explanation for Rosy's reptilian-like behaviour ! Now I get it - Gill and scales - it's all becoming clear now, the "cat" thing is just a front ...........
     
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