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S*x in verse

Discussion in 'The Lounge - Off Topic' started by Bull Gates, Oct 10, 2005.

  1. Bull Gates

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    Confound all aberrations which
    Make men do foolish things,
    Like buying bracelets for a bitch,
    Or witless wedding rings.
    As if we had not woe enough
    Our simple souls to vex,
    Without that brand of trouble stuff
    We label Sex.

    Has science not the means produced
    For human propagation,
    By artificially induced
    Insemination?
    Then every man might be a priest,
    And every maid a nun . . .
    Oh well, as chaste as they at least,--
    But nix on fun.

    Just think how we would grow in grace
    If lust we could exclude;
    Then innocence might take its place,
    --Well, in a sense it could.
    How we would be forever free
    From passions that perplex!
    What peace on earth if only we
    Could outlaw Sex!
     
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  2. Jakamoko
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    erm, have you gone off on one tonight, Bull ? :blink
     
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  3. tripwire45
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    Are you ok? Having relationship problems, Bull? :blink
     
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  4. Bull Gates

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    may b i'd a peg or 2 more ... bye ... 'm gettin hiccups :blink
     
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  5. noelg24

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    yep he's been on the cough medicine again...:eek:
     
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  6. tripwire45
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    Or to use Gav's term, "lemonade".
     
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  7. Jakamoko
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    MOI ?
     
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  8. tripwire45
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    DUCK SEASON!

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  11. noelg24

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    oh dear its started again....im hiding...this will get ugly...
     
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