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Raw Humour

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by cazzam35, Feb 6, 2005.

  1. cazzam35

    cazzam35 Kilobyte Poster

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    A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish
    captain. His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown
    together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a
    mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain
    activates the autopilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't
    like Chinese."

    "No rike Chinese?" asks the copilot, "why not?"

    "You people bombed Pearl Harbour, that's why!"

    "No, no," the copilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That
    Japanese, not Chinese."

    "Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese......doesn't matter, you're all alike!"

    After a few minutes of silence. "No rike Jews!" the copilot suddenly
    announces.

    "Why not" asks the captain?

    "Jews sink Titanic."

    Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captain, "it was an iceberg!"

    "Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, no mattah......all same!"
     
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  2. nugget
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