Pregnancy Question

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by AJ, May 26, 2005.

  1. AJ

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    [font=Verdana,]Catherine, pregnant with her first child, paid a visit to her obstetrician's office. After the exam, she shyly began, "My husband wants me to ask you..." "I know, I know," the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. "I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy." "No, that's not it," Catherine confessed. "He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn." [/font]
     
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  2. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

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    I know my wife did.:biggrin

    BTW AJ, did you have some time on your hands yesterday?
     
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  3. punkboy101
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    punkboy101 Back from the wilderness

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    Thanks AJ, I was wonderin the same thing. :D

    *waits for torrent of abuse from lady members.* :aaah
     
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  4. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    Look Guys - it's really not difficult ! The trick is catching that moment from when they finish doing the dishes to starting the dinner. You then just politely remind them (standard "grunt" should suffice) that the lawn needs mown, but only after they have brought you a beer from the fridge first so that you can peacefully enjoy the footie/f1/pr0n/whatever ....



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  5. AJ

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    What can I say, Gav's right. The thread has been on the boards for 18 hours and no female comments. Not gonna say I've got away with this one, but lets face it, any comments now have got to be sour grapes :biggrin
     
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