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Phone Call

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by AJ, Jan 5, 2005.

  1. AJ

    AJ Administrator Administrator

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    [font=Verdana,]Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
    bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins
    to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    MAN: "Hello."

    WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

    MAN: "Yes"

    WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

    MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it."

    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2004 models. I saw one I really liked."

    MAN: "How much?"

    WOMAN: "$60,000"

    MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."

    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!

    MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

    The man hangs up .The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

    Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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  2. punkboy101
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    punkboy101 Back from the wilderness

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    Probly me, knowing my luck lol

    Thanks for the laugh AJ, needed that, just on my way out the door to an interview. [​IMG]
     
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  3. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    LMAO :biggrin Nice one, AJ :clap


    Oh, and good luck Punkboy :thumbleft
     
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  4. SimonV

    SimonV Petabyte Poster Administrator

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    Good one AJ. :)
     
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  5. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

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    Thanks for that mate.:thumbleft

    BTW, you are all invited to the housewarming party tonight.:D
     
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