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Paddy and Mick

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, Apr 22, 2004.

  1. nugget
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    Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and
    most of the night celebrating Ireland's draw with Germany during
    the World Cup.

    Mick, the bartender, says "You'll not be drinking anymore
    tonight,Paddy"
    Paddy replies "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then." Paddy spins
    around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face.
    Shoite" he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts
    himself off.

    He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face.
    "Shoite, Shoite!" He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he
    can just get to the door and some fresh air he'll be fine.

    He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up to the door frame. He
    sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels
    much better and takes a step out onto the pavement. He falls flat
    on his face.
    Bi'Jesus... I'm fockin' focked," he says. He can see his house
    just a few doors down, and crawls to the door and shimmies up the door
    frame, opens the door and shimmies inside. He takes a look up the stairs and
    says "No fockin' way". He crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and
    says "I can make it to the bed." He takes a step into the room and falls
    flat on his face. He says "Fock it" and falls into bed.
    The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a
    cup of coffee and says, "Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last night?".
    Paddy says, "I did Jess. I was fockin' p*ssed. But how'd you
    know?"
    Jess says "Mick called. You left your wheelchair at the pub." :cheers2
     
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  2. mattwest

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    he he he...!!

    Shouldnt really laugh i guess but still funny!

    :lol:
     
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  3. SimonV

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    A cracker.. :lol:
     
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  4. AJ

    AJ Administrator Administrator

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    It's a goody :D :D
     
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  5. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    Sick but hilarious, Nugg - one of your better ones there :lol:
     
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  6. nugget
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    Gotta do something to get my clown crown back. :joker
     
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    Crown re-issued Nugget! :respct
     
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