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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Angus, May 26, 2004.

  1. Angus

    Angus Nibble Poster

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    A young man walks onto the stage of Stars in their Eyes, on crutches,
    with a
    plaster cast from his feet to his hips. Matthew Kelly introduces him as
    Simon.

    'It's very brave of you to come out here,' says Matthew. 'Please tell
    the
    audience what happened'

    'Well' replies Simon 'about a year ago, I was driving with my uncle
    when we
    had a really bad accident. Unfortunately my uncle was killed outright
    but I
    survived. I was trapped in the car for six hours before I was
    eventually cut
    free. The doctors had me in surgery for 12 hours but they couldn't save
    my
    legs.'

    'That's terrible. But I see you have legs now. Are they artificial?'
    asks
    Matthew.

    'No Matthew. while I was in hospital the doctors informed me that my
    uncle
    had in fact died, but that his legs were fine and with all the advances
    in
    medical science, they could graft his legs onto my body. The operation
    was
    successful. I have been having physiotherapy for six months and hope to
    be
    walking fully again by the end of the year.' A huge round of applause
    erupts
    from the audience.

    'That's an unbelievable story. So, who are you going to be?'

    'Tonight, Matthew, I am going to be Simon and Halfuncle'

    :roll:
     
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  2. tripwire45
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  3. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    ooooooooh.
    :cry:
     
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  4. Greebo

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    Oh Dear :roll:
     
  5. AJ

    AJ Administrator Administrator

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    Ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
     
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  6. SimonV

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    That hurt Angus
     
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  7. nugget
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    Shame on you Angus. :lol:

    Didn't see that coming. 8)
     
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  8. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    Deffo "below the belt" :P
     
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  9. flex22

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    Hey Jak u made me laugh. :lol:
    Not easy after my day.Cheers :!:
     

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