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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by zebulebu, Oct 30, 2006.

  1. zebulebu

    zebulebu Terabyte Poster

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    Took one of those online quizzes earlier - you know, the type where you're supposed to enter your responses to questions and get a profile at the end of it?

    Well, this one was titled 'what is the perfect religion for you'. Take a look at my results...

    [​IMG]

    Whoops! Looks like they were right all along about listening to metal...
     
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  2. Bluerinse
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    Can we have a link to the test, I would like to know which relegion suits me best too :twisted:
     
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  3. zebulebu

    zebulebu Terabyte Poster

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    LOL - here it is

    Good luck!

    Personally, I reckon you'll come out as a Pagan...
     
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  4. Bluerinse
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    Apparently I am an agnostic. Is that good or bad :blink

     
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  5. wizard

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    I'm an athiest, at one point I did want to become a vicar strange how things change over time. :D
     
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  6. Tyler D

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    Mine came out as a Christian, spot on too :biggrin
     
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  7. AJ

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    I'm an agnostic as well. Not sure about that :blink
     
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  8. twizzle

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    Oh dear!!

    You scored as Satanism.
    Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.


    looks like mines right! I knew it all along, its why i derive pleasure from other peoples suffering.. Like telling your m8 you'll have revenge on him for something, watching him squirm and gringe everytime your near him, making him paranoid that'll you'll do something terriblet o him, then 6 month down the line tell him that you dont plan to do anything !! Just watching him fret, panic and be nervous for 6 months is enough revenge!!!

    Well best i go grow a tail and some horns then :twisted:
     
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  9. Baba O'Riley

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    Woo-hoo, I'm a Pagan, now where's that goat...
     
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  10. Cockles

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    Apparently I'm a Pagan too, despite being Catholic. Oh well, they're both quite fun
     
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  11. Fergal1982

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    You scored as Buddhism.



    Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Buddhism. Do more research on Buddhism and possibly consider becoming Buddhist, if you are not already. In Buddhism, there are Four Noble Truths: (1) Life is suffering. (2) All suffering is caused by ignorance of the nature of reality and the craving, attachment, and grasping that result from such ignorance. (3) Suffering can be ended by overcoming ignorance and attachment. (4) The path to the suppression of suffering is the Noble Eightfold Path, which consists of right views, right intention, right speech, right action, right livelihood, right effort, right-mindedness, and right contemplation. These eight are usually divided into three categories that base the Buddhist faith: morality, wisdom, and samadhi, or concentration. In Buddhism, there is no hierarchy, nor caste system; the Buddha taught that one's spiritual worth is not based on birth.

    Buddhism

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    Satanism

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    Hinduism

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    Islam

    54%
    Paganism

    50%
    agnosticism

    50%
    Judaism

    46%
    atheism

    42%
    Christianity

    21%



    hmmm. only 50% pagan? well i suppose thats close. i consider myself to be pagan, but my beliefs are a weird blend of what feels right to me (its why i fell out with christianity. i dont like being dictated to as to what i can and cant believe).
     
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  12. Lord Deckard

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    Satanism here as well. Time to dig out the Black Sabbath albums then. Least my religion seems to get all the best tunes....
    Anyone ever listened to Christian rock? *Shudder*
     
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  13. nugget
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    Agnosticism 88%
    Satanism 88%
    Islam 79%

    I don't know whether to be relieved or scared.:eek:
     
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  14. twizzle

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    S'funny but i've been listening to a lot of OZZY latley as a preference with blues music comming a close 2nd!

    And yes i have listened to christian rock!! had an ex g/f who was very much a church goer and took me to a few of those concerts..... Imagine the arguments, Tonight Black Sabbath or Cliff Richard!!
     
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  15. Gaz 45

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    You scored as Satanism.


    Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

    Satanism 92%
    atheism 79%
    Paganism 71%
    Buddhism 67%
    agnosticism 58%
    Islam 54%
    Judaism 50%
    Christianity 25%
    Hinduism 0%

    Heh, Hinduism 0%! I was technically raised Christian also, yet it's my second lowest score!

    There seem to be a lot of budding Satanists on CertForums!
    Must be all that exposure to MS products. :twisted:
     
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  16. Mr.Cheeks

    Mr.Cheeks 1st ever Gold Member! Gold Member

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    Spot on there!

    You scored as Islam.

    Islam 100%
    agnosticism 75%
    Judaism 58%
    Satanism 58%
    Buddhism 50%
    Christianity 33%
    Hinduism 8%
    Paganism 8%
    atheism 8%

    I wonder how its done?
     
  17. shadybrady

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    Interesting as i come up as an athiest - I am probably more agnostic though.

    You scored as atheism.

    You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

    atheism 67%
    Buddhism 63%
    Satanism 63%
    agnosticism 58%
    Islam 33%
    Paganism 29%
    Judaism 25%
    Christianity 25%
    Hinduism 17%
     
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  18. mattwest

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    Woo - Satanism!

    8)

    :blink
     
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