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My Pants are Hot

Discussion in 'Employment & Jobs' started by tripwire45, Nov 12, 2003.

  1. tripwire45
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    :oops: No, it's not what you perverts are thinking. I've spent most of the day doing research on my new writing assignment and most of the evening writing. I find it comfortable to have my laptop on my...lap. After all, that's what it's called. I've heard the usual urban stories of people burning their "delicate bits" in a similar manner, but I always work dressed.

    The computer room is a mess with all my books and papers scattered. My daughter was in doing some recreational surfing of the web. She's pretty much recovered from the flu, but a trail of slime filled tissues follows her where ever she goes ("I'll clean them up in a nano, Daddy"). She snuck off to a shower and bed while I was otherwise occupied and now either I clean it or it won't get done until her mother tortures her tomorrow afternoon.

    As always, I didn't get as far on the project as I hoped. Part of it was that I didn't anticipate the initial research taking as long and part of it was in inevitible "honey do" list. It wasn't huge but it did consume time. I'd better get cracking if I expect to get the thing done in less than eight weeks. Getting late (here, that is). Off to bed. G'night folks.
     
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    I think we may have an American English / English English problem here :!:

    In the UK pants are normally called trousers! Strangely we wear underpants but not under pants if you see what I mean :oops:
     
  3. Jakamoko
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    ...and Chaps around your legs is something altogether different again !!! :P :eek: :cry:
     
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  4. tripwire45
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    Chaps? Isn't that what Cowboys and Harley riders wear? :wink:
     
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    Not here, mate :lovly
     
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    Ok, ok. What am I missing? :confused3 What do "chaps around your legs" mean where you are (a bunch of guys.."chaps"..trying to tackle you)?

    And my "trousers" have had a chance to cool off. In the US, we have the word "trousers", too. But it's considered archaic. Sorry about that.
     
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  8. Jakamoko
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    Allow us to introduce you classic British smut and innuendo :oops:

    You mean you've never seen a single Carry-on film ??? Oh my, what your missing :roll:

    And you've never experienced the joys of a warm hand on your entrance ?

    Or responded to a man's finger ??? etc,etc,etc,etc,etc,etc,etc,etc,etc,etc,
    etc,etc,etc,etc,etc,etc,etc,etc,etc,etc,etc,etc,etc,etc,etc,etc,etc,etc,
     
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    If I understand you right, if that hand doesn't belong to my wife, it's owner will get it back in somewhat damaged condition. :x
     
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    LOL ! Hey, cool down, Dude - I mean when you get a cheer when you walk into a room :P :P

    Oh, I sense a whole new Forum idea coming on. SimonV ????????

    I consider myself rather adept in the art of the innuendo, so I'm up for any challenges 8)
     
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  11. tripwire45
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    My bad. When I saw
    , I assumed the worst. Seems like our "language barrier" comes into play now and again. Sorry, gang. :oops: You have to admit...statements like
    do seem provocotive. :roll:
     
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    By George, I think he's got it !!!

    Hurrah, Trip - you get "smut" - congrats all round. You realise you've only gone and encouraged me to educate you further (and word reaches my that Si likes to keep his hand in as well)

    You see, if you probe hard enough, you'll always find an opening :oops:
     
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  13. tripwire45
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    Sorry, I'm a married man. I don't date Armadillos anymore. Eat your heart out. :wink: :oops:
     
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