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More real-life observations ...

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Jakamoko, Jan 15, 2004.

  1. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    Here's a few more of those things that make you go "That's true, you know" ....


    1. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

    2. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

    3. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said. "Implants?" She hit me.

    4. I don't do drugs. I get the same effect just standing up fast.

    5. Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."

    6. I live in my own little world. But it's OK. They know me there.

    7. I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.

    8. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

    9. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.

    10. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Shithead's.

    11. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of
    your life.

    12. I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect.

    13. Every day I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

    14. How come we choose from just two people to run for President and 50
    for Miss America?

    15. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

    16. Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

    17. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

    18. Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's
    been!"

    19. A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you
    saying, "Damn! That was fun!"


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  2. Phil
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    Phil Gigabyte Poster

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    :D Nice one Gav :thumbleft
     
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  3. SimonV

    SimonV Petabyte Poster Administrator

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    :lol: Good one Gav :lolbang
     
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