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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by cisco lab rat, Mar 25, 2011.

  1. cisco lab rat

    cisco lab rat Megabyte Poster

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    Some friday fun.

    You have £100 Million pounds to spend and you have to spend it all:

    Here are the rules
    1. You can't buy the same item more than once, so you can't buy a £1 item 100 million times
    2. You can't give it away to charity
    3. You can't destroy it, eat it or hide it
    4. No item can cost more than £5 million, so no buying massive super yachts
    5. You can't hire people and pay them £5 million each

    Away you go........
     
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  2. ThomasMc

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    That sucks, no LearJet for me then :( or a Data Center
     
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  3. cisco lab rat

    cisco lab rat Megabyte Poster

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    But that's the fun.......you can buy a learjet but then you have to think about all the costs associated with the upkeep, you are better going to netjets if you want a private jet

    You can buy a decent private jet for less than 5 mill
     
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  4. danielno8

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    You can buy all the bits to make a data center and put it all together :) more fun too :)
     
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  5. ThomasMc

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    LOL ok I'll get on that straight away, might take me a little longer now :D
     
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  6. Apexes

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    I'd buy

    - Bugatti Veyron
    - A business of some sort
    - Setup my own company
    - Buy a GSXR 1100 - a Hayabusa 1300 and a Triumph Rocket 2litre
    - A house in California
    - My own airfield + plane and setup a skydiving centre
    - Invest into Bristol City FC :mrgreen:
    - Take me and all my mates to Vegas on a chartered Learjet, and give everyone money to gamble with
    - Give 5 million between my family and close friends
    - Construct a home cinema
    - Setup a LAN arena with all my favourite games, and get friends over and play til the wee hours with lots of beer and pizza!
    - Own a personal box at wembley for a few years
    - Rent out a huge venue and throw a mental party for everyone
    - Go to race every venue of Formula 1
    - Take one of those plane rides to the edge of space
    - Go on an anti-gravity simulator in that plane thing i've seen on TV
    - Buy a katamarang (No idea if thats how u spell it) in a bay somewhere in america
    - Buy a speedboat
    - Buy all of my close family and friends the car of their choice
    - Buy my own double decker bus & arctic truck tractor unit and customize it
    - Create my own private domino's shop in my house
    - Rent out alton towers for the day
    - Have my own rollercoaster built in my back garden
    - Get one of those launching machines that was on Richie Rich
    - Buy a crane to do bunjie jumps from
    - Buy a crap load of quad bikes for my garden
    - Buy every iPad 2 from an apple store when it was released. and smash them all up in front of queueing people
    - Buy my own club and make it a sports bar with 10 x 200" projector screens
    - Have a Lion as a pet (bit of a mike tyson effort with his tiger)

    I think that'd run me up close to 100m, but probably loads left :D
     
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  7. nXPLOSi

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    Hahaha! Can I come over!?

    Great post, actually made me smile on what is really dull Friday so far! :D
     
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  8. cisco lab rat

    cisco lab rat Megabyte Poster

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    Great idea, hire/buy a steam roller and drive it into the shop too
     
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  9. dales

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    Can we queue up together so we can smash them up one after another!
     
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  10. cisco lab rat

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    Yes, oh my, I am getting quite excited at the very idea, I would single out the troubled souls that camp out all night to be the first to buy one, they can have front row seats as I take a bat to each IPAD in the joint
     
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  11. Apexes

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    Well i can do it after i win the euromillions later :D
     
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  12. ThomasMc

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    Not going to happen bud, it's all mine tonight :P
     
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  13. Kopite_21

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    If I won a £100M I would:-

    • Buy shares in Liverpool FC -
    • Buy an exotic Island somewere -
    • Buy a Football Club
    • Buy a Private Jet
    • A Yacht
    • A selection of Top-of-the-range brand new cars (once passed me test) - Imagine the Insurance with no NCB (No Claims Bonus)
    • A Pink Beetle for me Wife to be
    • Start my own IT Company - Maybe a few from Cert Forums could join (Try take over the IT World)
    • Travel the World 1st Class
    • Buy a few Race Horses
    • Any spare money left pocket money for the pub.

    There is proberly loads I am missing out but cannot think of any at the moment :biggrin
     
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  14. Mariusz

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    Kopite read the rules again and then answer
    no item can cost more than 5mln, you can;t spend it on charity etc :)
     
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  15. cisco lab rat

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    [*]A Pink Beetle for me Wife to be NO, ON THE GROUNDS OF BAD TASTE

    [*]Share around £20M with Family & Close Friends NO, NO GIVING THE MONEY AWAY

    [*]Few bob to Charity NO

    The island is a nice touch, that would be top of my list and a sniper rifle to keep everyone at bay
     
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  16. Kopite_21

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    She would kill me, it's her dream to have a Pink Beetle.
     
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  17. cisco lab rat

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    As a confirmed car snob / petrol head I am speechless...............:eek:
     
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  18. ade1982

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    I just LoLed in the middle of the office!
     
  19. aurianluyz

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    wow million.
    :)
     

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