1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

men don't listen?

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by cazzam35, Jan 24, 2007.

  1. cazzam35

    cazzam35 Kilobyte Poster

    445
    2
    44
    Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a cheque."

    "Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot! I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

    When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. Just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

    The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"






    To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"






    Men just don't listen! :(
     
    Certifications: currently doing A+/MCSE
    WIP: Curr/Supervisor/Duty Mgr/Retail DIY
  2. Mitzs
    Honorary Member

    Mitzs Ducktape Goddess

    3,282
    73
    152
    omg, that is too funny! Thanks Cazz, and Gav for the link. I needed a good laugh!:biggrin
     
    Certifications: Microcomputers and network specialist.
    WIP: Adobe DW, PS
  3. tripwire45
    Honorary Member

    tripwire45 Zettabyte Poster

    13,493
    179
    287
    Men just don't listen. Unfortunately, the stupid, bloody bulldog did! :twisted:
     
    Certifications: A+ and Network+
  4. nXPLOSi

    nXPLOSi Terabyte Poster

    2,874
    30
    151
    Lol, great stuff :D
     
    Certifications: A+, Network+, Security+, MCSA 2003 (270, 290, 291), MCTS (640, 642), MCSA 2008
    WIP: MCSA 2012
  5. BosonMichael
    Highly Decorated Member Award

    BosonMichael Yottabyte Poster

    19,136
    462
    374
    Huh? What? :eh Could you repeat that?
     
    Certifications: CISSP, MCSE+I, MCSE: Security, MCSE: Messaging, MCDST, MCDBA, MCTS, OCP, CCNP, CCDP, CCNA Security, CCNA Voice, CNE, SCSA, Security+, Linux+, Server+, Network+, A+
    WIP: Just about everything!

Share This Page

Loading...