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Man and Woman with serious needs

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by noelg24, Jul 20, 2004.

  1. noelg24

    noelg24 Terabyte Poster

    I got this sent via email from Lou..if you ask me she deserved it...read on...

    One evening last week, we were getting into bed. Well,

    the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel

    like it, I just want you to hold me." I said WHAT????!!!

    So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to

    hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman

    enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

    She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me

    for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

    Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep.

    The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed dept. store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all.

    She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said let's

    get a pair for each outfit. We went on to the jewellery dept. where she picked out

    a pair of diamond earrings.

    Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one

    wave short of a shipwreck.. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

    I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing heightened levels of satisfaction from all of the excitement.

    Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is

    all dear, let's go to the cashier". I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it.

    Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled

    WHAT???!!!" I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

    And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, "Why can't you

    Just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?

    Apparently I'm not getting any tonight either.
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  2. Phoenix
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    Phoenix 53656e696f7220 4d6f64

    lol, sounds like thats one woman who got what was coming to her :)
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  3. SimonV

    SimonV Petabyte Poster Administrator

    Classic, good one. [​IMG]
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  4. mattwest

    mattwest Megabyte Poster

    He he he he he

    Thats was GOOD!

    :biggrin :biggrin
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  5. nugget
    Honorary Member

    nugget Junior toady

    I like it.:D
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