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Make Me Feel Like A Woman!

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by tripwire45, Mar 27, 2006.

  1. tripwire45
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    tripwire45 Zettabyte Poster

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    On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman, in particular, loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails.

    Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

    For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, eyes riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

    Then a cowboy from Alberta stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome: well built,
    with dark brown hair and blue eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt, one button at a time.

    No one moves. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest.
    She gasps . .
    He whispers . .
    "Iron this. Then get me a beer"
     
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  2. Jakamoko
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    Too good !!! :biggrin
     
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  3. zimbo
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    zimbo Petabyte Poster

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    Who the hell can have a bad day after that!!! :biggrin
     
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  4. cazzam35

    cazzam35 Kilobyte Poster

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    thats a bit sexist isn't it ????
     
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  5. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

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    I don't recall sex being mentioned.:oops:

    Good one Trip. :thumbleft
     
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  6. Mr.Cheeks

    Mr.Cheeks 1st ever Gold Member! Gold Member

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    Thats a good one...
     

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