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Lion Tamer

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Bluerinse, Aug 24, 2006.

  1. Bluerinse
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    Bluerinse Exabyte Poster

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    A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, older retired

    navy chief in his mid-sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties.

    The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you better

    be good or you're history. Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"





    The girl says, "I'll go first."

    She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant

    and begins to charge her. About half way there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.

    The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick

    her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.



    The circus owner's mouth is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life."

    He then turns to the retired chief and asks, "Can you top that?"





    The tough old chief replies, "No problem, just get that lion out of the way."
     
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  2. Boycie
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    :biggrin Classic, Pete!
     
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  3. Mr.Cheeks

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    thats a good one!
     

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