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Lets talk

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Raffaz, Jun 15, 2007.

  1. Raffaz

    Raffaz Kebab Lover Gold Member

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    Let's Talk

    A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, "Let's talk. I''ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

    The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, "What would you like to talk about?"

    Oh, I don't know," said the guy. "How about nuclear power?"

    "OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff... grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

    The guy thought about it and said, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

    To which the girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don''t know sh*t?"
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  2. zebulebu

    zebulebu Terabyte Poster

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    LOL - that's one of your best. Never heard it before and it's quality! :biggrin
     
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  3. stuPeas

    stuPeas Megabyte Poster

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    Nice one.:D
     
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  4. Arroryn
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    Arroryn we're all dooooooomed

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    LMAO! New on me, and bloody good :)
     
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