Joke

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Raffaz, Jan 5, 2007.

  1. Raffaz

    Raffaz Kebab Lover Gold Member

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    A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

    The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice,the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6' tall, 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the fella sitting next to me is blonde and he's a weightlifter. The woman to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that blonde joke?"

    The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
     
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  2. Bluerinse
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    Bluerinse Exabyte Poster

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    Very funny :biggrin
     
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