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If football teams were women...

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Clyde, Apr 5, 2006.

  1. Clyde

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    Fulham - Charlotte Church: Proof that money can't buy you class.
    But could look more attractive if the Welsh bloke was given the elbow.

    Birmingham - Pamela Anderson: Used to look good in the cups but now a declining force. Plus millions of people watched them get a good seeing to.

    Wigan - Davina McCall: Poor attendances confirm they've been promoted above their ability.

    Portsmouth - Girls Aloud: Only one real class act among the hastily assembled line-up. You shouldn't like them but admit it, you've sneaked the occasional admiring glance.

    Sunderland - Kerry Katona: Once the people's favourite but now an embarrassment. Fun while it lasted - now disappear from where you came, please.

    Spurs - Keira Knightley: Undeniably easy on the eye with an attractive English spine. And proof that two little ones up front needn't be a drawback.

    Everton - Dannii Minogue: The poor relation to the more glamorous sibling. Can anyone remember when it was they were supposed to be any good?

    Arsenal - Jordan: Were more likeable when they weren't packed out with expensive foreign implants.

    Newcastle - Jodie Marsh: Impressive front two but embarrassing at the back. Had surgery but need a lot more work to compete at a higher level.

    Aston Villa - Dido: Bland, boring and still trading off the one big hit they had years ago.

    Liverpool - Sophie Ellis-Bextor: Individually all the components look great but stick them together and it just doesn't work.

    Chelsea - Rachel Stevens: You'd rather just watch them than listen to all that painful whining.

    Bolton - Clare Balding: You wouldn't. Not even if they were the last team on earth
     
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  2. noelg24

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    nice one clyde...:hahaha but hey whats wrong with Clare Balding...she does (or use to) ride horses...now that would come in handy!! :twisted: :biggrin
     
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  3. zimbo
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    LOL Everton are rubbish!!! 8)

    Come on the Reds!!

    BTW are you a man u fan??
     
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  4. Clyde

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    no, there was simply no entry for man u in the joke as I got it
     
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    just checking!!! :biggrin
     
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  6. Clyde

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    well, there are 20 teams in the premiership and only 13 mentioned....
     
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