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How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight?

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Fergal1982, Dec 14, 2007.

  1. Fergal1982

    Fergal1982 Petabyte Poster

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    http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

    21 for me.
     
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  2. greenbrucelee
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    25 for me
     
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  3. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

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    29 for me, but then I've had a lot of practice with my two.:twisted:
     
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  4. ThomasMc

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  5. grim

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    all i'm getting is

    grim
     
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  6. Lord Deckard

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    I've been getting the same message as grim since 4pm, I'm dying to try it tho!!
     
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  7. wagnerk
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  8. nugget
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    Looks like I'm in the lead. :twisted:
     
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  9. Lord Deckard

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    **FINALLY** managed to get into the site!! And I'm pleased and pleasantly surprised to say I can take on

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    5 year olds in a fight!! I love the question about using a 5 year old as a weapon. In a heartbeat my friends, in a heartbeat :)

    Lord Deckard.
     
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  10. WMSheep

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    just the 30 for me - thimk my lack of martial arts training let me down
     
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  11. zebulebu

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    34 for me as well.

    We had a similar discussion a few weeks back in the pub. One of my mates is pretty strong, does a lot of gym work etc and has boxed quite a bit. I myself am average height, two stone overweight and haven't boxed since I was about eighteen. Another mate asked who would win in a fight between us and he, naturally, said that he would. I laughed and said he would have no chance because, unlike him, I have no morals, no scruples and wouldn't think twice about biting, gouging, hitting him with bricks, jumping on his head etc etc. he was pretty shocked!
     
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  12. Jakamoko
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    25 of the little sh1ts, but that's probs cos I'm standing still for Christmas. Once I'm on the move again, I'll trample the little bastards into the ground :tongue :biggrin
     
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  13. Raffaz

    Raffaz Kebab Lover Gold Member

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    24 for me:)
     
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  14. Bluerinse
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    24 for me too, but in reality, i could probably take on a hundred of the little farkers.
     
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  15. JonnyMX

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    I'll have a go when I drop the kids to school on Monday and let you know if it's true.
     
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  16. madman045

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  17. Theprof

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    19 for me lol
     
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  18. dingy

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    I've got to lose some weight:dry
     
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  19. twizzle

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    Well i got 34! not a bad start i guess, Thought it was a bit short though, coulda done with more questions.
     
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  20. nugget
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    They obviously didn't take into account the plasma cannon I'd use in which case I'd take them all and then some.:twisted:
     
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