How about a joke?

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Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Jean-Claude Van Damme are standing around talking about their latest films. Suddenly, a huge hand comes down from the sky, and points at Sly. A deep voice booms out 'I am God, and I will make you into a famous composer'.

Sly thinks about it for a minute, then replies 'Can I be Mozart?', and in a flash, he's transformed, curly wig and all. The hand then points at Van Damme, and again says 'I will make you into a famous composer'. Van Damme considers this, and says 'I would like to be Beethoven', and he too is transformed into a curly-wigged, somewhat deaf composer (or a damn big dog if you like).

Finally, the hands points to Arnie. 'Who will you be?', the voice intones. Instantly Schwarzenegger replies :

'I'll be Bach'

 

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can i shoot you now? or would you like to say goodbye to everyone first?

 

Hold on, I'm half-way through my 70-229 mock! You can't kill me yet.

 

This is the face of a composer?



btw Gaz, I'd like to shoot you with that gun. What a groaner.

 

No no Trip, we would need something much bigger for that crime against humour. Maybe a cannon of some description.

Keep em comin Gaz. :wink

 

That was horrible!!! Absolutely horrible!!!!!


And I can't stop laughing at it!!!!!!!!!

 

Please join me in a minute's silence, as we mark the death of Gaz45's potential career in the the CF comedy circuit ....

 

Grrr philistines. At least one person laughed - result!