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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by kat731, Aug 30, 2006.

  1. kat731
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    kat731 Megabyte Poster

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    Ok, sorry aint been round much, this PC fixings taken over my life!!!!

    Anyway back with a joke... Hope it hasn't been told before, cant be bothered to search..........

    A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:

    "Dear wife. You must realise that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"

    When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

    "Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up."

    Kat
     
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  2. simongrahamuk
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    simongrahamuk Hmmmmmmm?

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    What a way to make a return! :cheers
     
  3. zxspectrum

    zxspectrum Gigabyte Poster Premium Member

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    Aye welcome back, i liked that
     
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  4. snoopy51

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    It is a classic.
    lmao !:lol:
     
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  5. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    Ba Doom !! Kschhh !!!! :biggrin
     
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