1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

Helicopter Problem

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by AJ, Apr 22, 2004.

  1. AJ

    AJ Administrator Administrator

    A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.

    Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course to steer to the airport.

    The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign, and held it in the helicopter's window. The pilot's sign said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters.

    People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."

    The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely.

    After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot how the "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped determine their position in Seatle.

    The pilot responded "I knew that had to be the MICROSOFT building because, similar to their help-lines, they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."
    Certifications: MCSE, MCSA (messaging), ITIL Foundation v3
    WIP: Looking at doing ..................
  2. mattwest

    mattwest Megabyte Poster

    How true!

    Certifications: See my signature...
    WIP: Maybe re-certify my CCNA
  3. Jakamoko
    Honorary Member

    Jakamoko On the move again ...

    No comment re Technical Support staff :oops:
    Certifications: MCP, A+, Network+
    WIP: Clarity
  4. nugget
    Honorary Member

    nugget Junior toady

    Top "joke" AJ.[​IMG]
    Certifications: A+ | Network+ | Security+ | MCP (270,271,272,290,620) | MCDST | MCTS:Vista
    WIP: MCSA, 70-622,680,685

Share This Page