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Hard Sell

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Greebo, Apr 25, 2004.

  1. Greebo

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    A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

    "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."

    "Get lost!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money." And, with that, she proceeded to close the door.

    Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.

    "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure all over her hallway carpet.

    "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this mess from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

    "Well," she said, "I hope you've got a good appetite, because the electricity was cut off this morning."
    :lol:
     
  2. mattwest

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    :D Nice! :roll:
     
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  3. nugget
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    Old but good. :lol:
     
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    Eeeeeeew!!!! :sickR
     
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  5. tripwire45
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    The old ladies you write about are tough, Greebo. :wink:
     
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  6. Jakamoko
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    I reckon she's writing from experience :lol:
     
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  7. Greebo

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    You saying I'm that old Jak :eek: :cry: :(

    /me goes off to sulk
     
  8. Jakamoko
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    :tongue BULLS-EYE !!!! :lol:

    :argue
     
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  9. Greebo

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    At least I don't look my age :P :lol:
     
  10. Jakamoko
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    OK, Greeb - I guess not, but at least people have the decency to offer you their seat on the bus though 8)
     
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  11. Greebo

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    Wouldn't know m8, I don't use em :P
     
  12. tripwire45
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    Gav, I thought Matt was bucking for the "I'm-going-to-be-killed-by-a-woman-I-insulted" award but I think you may beat him out...at least where Greebo is concerned. Also, I'm a few years older than Greebo so she's sounding pretty young to me. :wink:
     
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  13. Jakamoko
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    Yeah, but Trip - you are the Granddaddy of the Forums :lol:
     
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  14. tripwire45
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    And your point, Junior? :x :wink:
     
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  15. Jakamoko
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    Hey Trip, you're just lucky I had to take a call at work just as I was writing that - I was all set to lay the smack down on you !!!

    :wink: :wink: :lol:
     
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  16. tripwire45
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    Talk's cheap, Junior. :lol: :wink:
     
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  17. Jakamoko
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    Well, all I here is TALK from you, Cowboy :gun

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  18. tripwire45
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    :snipersm: :blowingup :cowboy :git2
     
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  19. Jakamoko
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    Another happy ending - just in time for the sunset as well :D
     
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