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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Raffaz, May 31, 2007.

  1. Raffaz

    Raffaz Kebab Lover Gold Member

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    Situations Hallmark Cards Dont Cover
    1. I always wanted To have someone to hold, Someone to love. After meeting you...
    (inside card)
    I changed my mind.

    2. I must admit, You brought religion into my life...
    (inside card)
    I never believed in Hell until I met you.

    3. As the days go by I think how lucky I am...
    (inside card)
    That you're not here to ruin it for me.

    4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go...
    (inside card)
    Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.

    5. Someday I hope to marry...
    (inside card)
    Someone other than you.

    6. Happy birthday! You look great for your age...
    (inside card)
    Almost lifelike!

    7. When we were together, You said you'd die for me...
    (inside card)
    Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

    8. We've been friends for a very long time...
    (inside card)
    What do you say we stop?

    9. I'm so miserable without you...
    (inside card)
    It's almost like you're still here.

    10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy...
    (inside card)
    Did you ever find out who the father was?

    11. You are such a good friend
    If we were on a sinking ship
    And there was only one life jacket...
    (inside card)
    I'd miss you terribly
    And think of you often.

    12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for your birthday...
    (inside card)
    So we're having you put to sleep.

    13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
    (Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and West Virginia)

    14. Looking back over the years we've been together,
    I can't help but wonder...
    (inside card)
    What was I thinking?
     
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    WIP: Rennovating my house
  2. nXPLOSi

    nXPLOSi Terabyte Poster

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    Lol, brilliant. Raffaz, you post some quality stuff on here mate, nice one :biggrin
     
    Certifications: A+, Network+, Security+, MCSA 2003 (270, 290, 291), MCTS (640, 642), MCSA 2008
    WIP: MCSA 2012
  3. Tinus1959

    Tinus1959 Gigabyte Poster

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    One more:

    You are to good for this world...
    (inside)
    Why don't you step out?
     
    Certifications: See my signature
    WIP: MCSD, MCAD, CCNA, CCNP

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