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guts and balls

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by moominboy, Oct 3, 2005.

  1. moominboy

    moominboy Gigabyte Poster

    The difference between " GUTS " and " BALLS ":

    GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
    assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are
    you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

    BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
    of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
    ass and having the balls to say, "You're next." :biggrin
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  2. tripwire45
    Honorary Member

    tripwire45 Zettabyte Poster

    ...and right after that, she shoots him. :twisted:
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