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Giving More that 100%

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Nelix, Jul 21, 2003.

  1. Nelix
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    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

    How about achieving 103%?

    Mathematical proof...

    What Makes 100%?

    Here's a little maths that might prove helpful.

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then: H A R D W O R K
    8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

    K N O W L E D G E
    11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

    But.....

    A T T I T U D E
    1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

    And.....

    B U L L S H I T
    2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

    So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullsh*t will put you over the top.
    And look how far ass kissing will take you.

    A S S K I S S I N G
    1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

    Never thought about it like that before, huh!
    :D
     
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  2. Taz69

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    I must say 10 out of 10 for that one. :lol:
     
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  3. Rosy
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    ...and

    S L E E P I N G W I T H T H E B O S S earns you a whopping 235%
    19 12 5 5 16 9 14 7 23 9 20 8 20 8 5 2 15 19 19

    ...although personally I think I'll stick with Attitude! :lol:
     
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  4. Nelix
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    EXCELLENT ROSY

    PURE BRILLIANCE

    :cry: (with laughter)
     
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  5. brent

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    Like it. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     

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