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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by cazzam35, Feb 24, 2005.

  1. cazzam35

    cazzam35 Kilobyte Poster

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    An extremely shy and very modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his digestive system upset. Upon making several false-alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided that the latest was another false alarm, so he stayed put in his bed. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. Losing his presence of mind, he jumped up, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.



    A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms wildly, which left the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a security guard who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What was that all about?"



    Still staring down at his feet, the drunk replied: "I think I just beat the shite out of a ghost!"
     
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  2. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

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    ROTFLMAO.

    Brilliant mate.[​IMG]
     
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  3. SimonV

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    Good one agin mate. Si
     
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  4. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    Cracker, Callum - a real beaut !!!! [​IMG]
     
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