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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by cazzam35, Dec 5, 2005.

  1. cazzam35

    cazzam35 Kilobyte Poster

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    One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:
    Drinks for all on me including you, bartender.
    So the bartender follows the mans orders and says:
    That will be $36.50 please.
    The drunk says he has no money so the bartender slaps
    him around and throws him out.

    The next night the same drunk comes in again and orders
    a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender.
    Again the bartender follows instructions and again the
    drunk says he has no money.
    So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

    On the third night he comes in, t
    he drunk orders drinks for all

    except the bartender.
    What, no drink for me? replies the bartender.

    Oh, no. You get violent when you drink.
     
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  2. damienj3

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    another one for ya.
    A man goes in to a bar and asks for a double brandy. He drinks it and says give me another, he drinks that and says give me another. The barman says slow down, but the man says you would be drinkin as fast as this if you had what I have. The barman says why, what have you got. The man replied No Money.
     
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  3. damienj3

    damienj3 Byte Poster

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    and another
    An Irish man goes in to a pub and orders 3 pints of Guinness. He sits at the corner of the bar and drinks them and leaves. The next night he comes back and orders the same again, he sits at the corner of the bar, drinks them and leaves. The next night he comes back and orders the same, the barman askes the Irish guy why he comes in every night, orders 3 pints of Guinness, drinks them and then leaves. The man replied Last week my 2 brothers left to live in America, before they left we made a solomn promise that we would have drink for each otherevery night. The barman says "thats a nice idea." This goes on for a few weeks then one night the Irish guy comes in and orders 2 pints of Guinness, the barman fearing the worst asked if everything was allright. To which the Irish guy replies "My brothers are fine, I can't drink. I'm on anti-biotics"
     
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  4. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    You know, Damien, I think you actually stole the points from Cazz in this thread !! Nice one :biggrin
     
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