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FOR THE GUYS

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Missy, Oct 1, 2005.

  1. Missy

    Missy Byte Poster

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    FOR THE GUYS

    Why do men fart more than women?.
    Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.

    Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?
    Because if you drag them around by the feet they fill up with dirt.

    What’s the difference between your paycheck and your d*ck?
    You don’t have to beg a woman to blow your paycheck

    Why is a bl*w job like Lobster Thermidor?
    Their both very nice but you don’t get either of them at home.

    Why are women like screen doors?
    Once they get banged a few times they loosen up.

    What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
    After five years your job still s*cks.

    Why do women close their eyes during sex?
    Because they can’t stand to see a man having a good time.

    What’s a wife?
    An attachment you scr*w on the bed to get the housework done.

    What is the difference between a woman with PMT and a rottweiler?
    Lipstick.
     
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  2. moominboy

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    hahaha! i got to number three before i had a shoe launched at my head....she missed though cos women can't throw. *running away now....*
     
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  3. Missy

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    Well show her the gals one then!!!
    missy
     
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